What I’ve learned after many, many years studying psychology, sociology, and all the other ologies about human behavior and such, trying to decipher, and decode human logic is to stop trying to understand human logic—we have none.
Now I’ll admit I completely adore quirky and bizarre people, that’s why I used to work in a psych ward at the hospital, but after being attacked by a naked crazy guy while I was 6 months pregnant I decided it was a little to dangerous and transferred the next day, but that’s another story. Oh on a side note why do crazy people always take off all their clothes? I’m not complaining just asking. Hmm I wonder if I have my own super nude suit.
Ok so let me set the scene—here I am walking through the Bashas in my home town picking up food for our camping trip and here I see this guy I went to high school with and like the great Houdini, “Now you see him, Now you don’t,” and this crazy goofball practically dove into the bags of chips to try to hide from me. Hello genius if I didn’t see you before, I definitely see you now. It still makes me laugh, and I still have no idea what could have possessed this guy to do such an amazing stunt—He must have had a severe craving for Doritos. I’m still stumped on this one, and the only explanation I can come up with is he did that just for my sheer enjoyment.
Gotta love cheap entertainment. Thanks, **** you are now my favorite dip.
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