Sunday, May 22, 2011

This Mothers Day He Went To "Jareds"





Ok I know I haven't posted anything forever, and I actually bumped into a girl our last trip to Gilbert who mentioned the fact that she didn't know what was going on because I hadn't posted anything on my blog--yeah me I have a reader lol, so here's to you my one reader an update about "Mother's Day" ooooo awe.


Awe Mothers aren't they just amazing? I adore my mother, my husband and I always tease that the reason she is so perfect, mellow and loving is because she grew up in Samoa, so she had an unfair advantage living in paradise--of course you are going to be cheerful and happy. My mom is the perfect example of what a mother should be and it amazes me how she was able to raise my 5 brothers and my sister and never once raise her voice or lose her cool, not even once. Of course my name wasn't included in that long list because I was an angel and never got into any trouble. Ok maybe my halo was "borrowed" and held up, quite nicely, by horns but that's not the point. The point is my mom rocks and I hope to become just like her if I ever grow up even if it takes moving all the way to paradise to do it, so be it.

Ok so like a mentioned early I'm not really a jewelry kind of girl, I'm on my 6th wedding ring, and the gorgeous diamond and pearl necklace I got for Christmas, I lost it, as well, so I don't get all weak in the knees like most women do while walking past a jewelry store and those stupid hideous jewelry commercials make me want to vomit, but for this mothers day I say, as giddy as a school girl, "He Went to Jareds". No I didn't get a diamond, ruby or Sapphire, I got something better I big screen TV. Now men before you all bolt off like mad men with your wives to Jareds let me explain.


I have a brother whos name happens to be Jared, and he's moving out of state to live with his sweetie, and he needed to get rid of a lot of stuff, so we paid him 400 buck, rented a uhaul and got a big screen, guitar hero, a new living room set and a couple of other things, I guess wanted to be cool like all you other ladies and say "Heeee wennt to JAAreeeds" you have to go youtube Jared commericals for some quality entertainment, trust me they're good.


I also got a microwave and sewing machine but the delivery man went "postal" so I had to return the dented and mangled thing, so it's been two month without a microwave and I still haven't opened my sewing machine.


Happy Mother's Day to All you lovely ladies.


***if you like the ring pictured it's a smoking deal 59% off and only $91,499 at itshot.com-- as Paris would say "that's hot"