All in A Days Work

My aunt sent me this adorable video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ujADXp0dM and I had Tim watched it with me. With skepticism he said he doubts if moms really do that much in a day, and so this is for you babe:

• 6:25 A.M. Help hubby find keys and Wallet


• Got girls ready for school


• Packed lunch


• Found Kylee’s shoes and backpack


• Got juice and snacks for Kamryn


• Walked girls to bus stop gave kisses and hugs


• Walked back home carrying Kamryn—stroller next time


• Weeded the front yard Kam tried to help—kissed a booboo and put on bandage


• Took out trash


• Load of laundry


• Ate Brownie for Breakfast
• Talked to Hubby on phone
  
• Took Kams to the bathroom, wiped her, washed her potty, new panties, washed our hands
  
• 8:00 cleaned front room


• Talk to a lawyer well a not so intelligent assistant complete waste of time
  
• 8:30 played with playdo


• Dishes how could it possible take 30 minutes to do if I have a dishwasher?


• Kinda took a shower when Kamryn sprayed me down while helping with the dishes


• Danced around a bit
  
• Took Kams to the bathroom again


• Got baby apple Jack and I ate a burrito I made last night that no one ate mmmm Brownie, and Burrito for Breakfast


• cleaned toilets with Lysol It kinda smells like Pepto, minty fresh
  
• Switched laundry
  
• Took out some of the trash Tim missed—I have little trash cans throughout the house, like it helps.


• Did another load of laundry mostly towels from the Swim party on Saturday
  
• Cleaned out the lint in the dryer—awe Tim aren’t you proud
  
• Washed hands for the 7th time


• 9:30 got Kam dressed second outfit of the day
  
• Sang Kings of Leon at the top of my lungs just for the neighbors


• Potty break for Kams pulled down her pullup and a surprised plopped out onto the floor washed, no scrubbed the floor—GROSS this is like natural birth control for all you reading this without kids, at least the bathroom smells like pepto. I should have known she always waits a few seconds after I put on new panties. Wiped her and washed our hands again and got her dressed again


• Got her some juice—she’s super Grumpy today
  
• 9:30 cleaned front room picked up 6 pairs of shoes and 5 singles maybe I’m housing centipedes
  
• Caught Kams with chocolate put down the pile of shoes
  
• Held her to console her broken heart—REFRIDGERATOR RAIDOR


• Put clothes on her again—Nudist
  
  



• Gave her a ride on the girls bikes—yes bikes in the house
  
• Played drums with Kam in the garage


• Found her band aid stuck to the wall
  
  



• put a third band aid on her
  
• Found another shoe in the cushion of the couch?


• Had a drink-- : ) it was water


• Fixed Kams balloon animal we got from Ikea---LOVE IKEA


• Vacuumed living room while holding Kams while she was holding 2 puppies and a bunny—so disappointed in the parents who removed the two extra arms off of daughter, don’t they know it’s evolution


• 10:00 Finished that room it took a little longer than usually but that’s because Kam’s usually sleeping


• Potty break again—freaked out when I saw brown all over her leg—whew it tastes like chocolate only teasing I didn’t taste it. I had forgotten about her chocolate raid earlier.


• Washed hands and hosed Kam down in the Kitchen sink
  
• Put on band aid 4 decided to wrap it—with all the hand washing and bandages it reminds me of working at the Mayo clinic.


• I think I’ll let her run around in just her undies for a little while


• Push Kams stuffed animals around in the stroller
  
• 10:15 another load of laundry found a dollar yeah me
  
• Got a snack for the baby


• 10:30 the kitchen UGH I should let Tim clean it but he did give me a candle lit massage last night dang it so I’ll be nice


• Emptied dishwasher soaked pots and pans
  
  
• Shared a burrito with Kams—told you I had lots of left overs


• Dance around


• Took her to the bathroom. The little turd took her band aid off again


• 12:00 finished the Kitchen normally it doesn’t take that long but I had to mop
  
• Potty break


• Rocked Kam while watching Baby Einstein hoping she’s take a nap


• 1:00 I guess she’s not going to sleep, made peanut butter and honey sandwiches of course she opened hers and stuck it to the floor—yes dear peanut butter sticks congratulations
  
• Exhausted serves me right having brownies for breakfast
  
• Took Kam to the bathroom—to late washed hands again
  
• Ate a grapefruit which tastes nothing like grapes or fruit that woke me up
• Finished cleaning the living room
  
• Let fatty in so he could lick up any of Kams messes and entertain her


• Got Kam dressed lost count of her wardrobe changes put bandage on her again and wrapped it.


• Locked dog in bathroom, stupid dork still isn’t house broken well I guess Technically neither is Kamryn


• Vacuumed Kam finally fell asleep


• Laundry
  
• Took out recycling
  
• 2:00 babies asleep should I shower—na I still have to go pick up the girls in the hot sun
  
• Called mortgage company about loan modification put on hold
  
• Still on hold checking email only 12, 323 more to go—Hate EMAIL
  
• Charging cell phone to text Sabrina not able to attend Jordans party
  
• Bad news again—BROWNIES will fix it
  
• 2:40 washed face and got all pretty
  
• Watered plants and research—Research ROCKS


• Picked girls up
  
• Potty break again but this time bathroom smells like a stinky dog yuck
  
• Homework
  
• Boiled eggs for snacks


• Worked for 4-8
  
• 8:00 Ate lasagna
  
• Family home evening
  
• Put kids to bed
  
• Showered RINSE AND REPEAT TOMMORROW
  
  I love being a mom and wouldn’t trade that for anything in the world.
  
  Have you hug a mom lately.